HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHH Good morning and FML twice
Got up , went to hit the GYM … AGAIN , because this and slots of alcohol is my therapy and it gives me more confidence , something that I am truly lacking this time. Got back…. ARE YOUR REEAAADDYYY ( COW BELL ) , straight blonde is together with straight man…..
HAHHAHAHHAHHAHA Hy Ho … Let’s go ( jump without parachute into a pile of dicks). I sort of dropped my phone in my hotelroom , layed on the floor hyperventilating and BALLED MY EYEBALLS out , I cried so hard , my Hotelfloor got evacuated due to heavy salty flooding. I could feel my heart ( or what is left ) everywhere in my body , pounding to get out and get this over with. Knocking on my muscles and asking WTF is happening and why its is being taered apart. I think for sure it is less painful joining fight club without safe word and without fighting back. And please do continue while I am loosing lots of blood, I am ok , just keep on going , this is ok. This is pure massage compared to how I feel right now.
Called my sister , poor little lesbian cat got like heavily dumped 2 months ago on Christmas night because her girlfriend cheated on her with a yellow teeth smoke addicted barracuda?! What are the odds that both of us are fucked over by women at the same time ? We had our shit together 6 months ago and now…. now we are both standing on top of that mountain looking down and wondering if it really would hurt that much.
The door is closed , that’s what makes me waterfall. Whatever hope was left, is swiped with one sentence. “Dick and I are doing ‘ GOOD'”. You know what , go to the nearest f* pound and get some water. Basically on paper … I was not good enough. It is hard but that’s what this means right ? I opened up on Valentine , pulled my wrecked peach heart out , gave it to her and she ‘politely’ gave it back. But thank you for the sex..
Please and thanks..
How do you stand up and go to work after this: You simply manually force your chin facing up , you drink 4L coffee , you play OK from Robin Schultz again , you text all your friends , you put the news on and realize you are a village idiot because there are people dying every day and you act like a drunk teenager. My sister is younger and had less drama in her life than I but you know what she said… “Life is too short to grieve over this stupid broken love affair”. SHE IS MORE THAN RIGHT. My rock!
Now GET UP and find your shit tall EU, you are a lesbian catch worth fighting for!